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fatboydave
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Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
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For the first time in nearly 25 years, a rare “penis plant” has come into bloom at a botanical garden in the Dutch city of Leiden. 
Experts believe that this is only the third time the aptly named Amorphophallus decus-silvae has bloomed in Europe.

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“The name amorphophallus actually means ‘shapeless penis,’” van Vugt said. “But with a little imagination you can indeed see a penis in the plant. It has in fact a long stem and on top is a typical arum with veins. And then in the center there is a thick white spadix.” 


theunknownknight
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
Trump visited?


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DeshaHog
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
was hoping for penis implant article, had hope, am now disappointed.


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MorbidTheClown
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
and the women smiled.


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stout
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
If it was red it might resemble a dog penis


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jimmy the leg
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
There are plenty of wives that have had this experience.


CamdenTiger
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
Looks at all those women putting penis on a pedestal


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Boss13
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
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There are plenty of wives that have had this experience.


Seeing a penis three times over 25 years? Sounds about right.


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upgrayedd
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HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
So this is what you googled for at 7am?



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blueboy
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
It doesn't really look anything like a penis.


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Lasix
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
So I have gone from schools having BJ's save lives in their curriculum to a plant named after a phallus this morning. I hate hump days.
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Fat and Happy
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
They need to be really careful so this plant does scare anyone or offend someone


tigerpimpbot
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
Those old ladies look like they want to jump on it.


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MAXtheTIGER
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
I too have a thick white spadix


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VolsOut4Harambe
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
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They need to be really careful so this plant does scare anyone or offend someone



Yup, muh toxic masculinity!


Tempratt
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
I bet the homos had watering mouths.


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Hangover Haven
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re: Penis Plant Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years
What do you think is on the mind of the one in the black T... and orange jacket is ready to get naked...

and what's the odds it's canceled because of the name...?

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fr33manator
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777Tiger
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that's the only penis those ugly broads will be getting near


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