UFC Star Valerie Loureda's Advice: 'eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve'
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UFC Bellator star Valerie Loureda here to simplify dieting and dating for you...
quote:

eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve


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46 Comments
How about getting a man by being your natural/authentic self and not photoshopped/botoxed/surgery to the hills?
Reply2 months
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Reply2 months
Her “advice” is a lyric from a Kanye West song.
Reply2 months
Enough butt floss between them cheeks to keep a small 3rd world country with no cavities.
Reply2 months
Fat arse and a butter face...nothing to see here.
Reply2 months
I’d drop more seed on her than Michael j Fox holding a bird feeder
Reply2 months
Lol!
2 months
Dude.... just because it's funny don't mean you need to say it. You will probably get Parkinsons now. Karma.
2 months
I would eat her salad.
Reply2 months
Would put my face in it
Reply2 months
She’s cute and all but I’m just not a big fan of the no tits bubble butt look.
Reply2 months
You are old school i see...all tits no ass. Left that behind in the 80s and 90s my man.
2 months
No one said no arse “my man”. Bubble butt does not equal fine ass.
2 months
>> Bubble butt does not equal fine ass. Umm that’s an all time historic arse my man.
2 months
How bout I toss your salad and you can drink my protein dessert....
Reply2 months
Bundaaa!
Reply2 months
Don't know about the salad, but with that body, she is getting any man she wants!! Wow!
Reply2 months
That girl aint eatin salads.
Reply2 months
TFH
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She’s getting plenty of protein ;)
2 months
Bee stings and booty, I'm down.
Reply2 months
Subtle fat shaming, that only the skinny girls get their man.
Reply2 months
Beautiful lady but doubt she beats Macfarlane who is the champ
Reply2 months
My face between those cheeks
Reply2 months
You don't get an arse like that from salad. Dat's tick tick baw
Reply2 months
If she puts that arse into her kicks, she's going to knock somebody's head off.
Reply2 months
That ass! ??
Reply2 months
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